he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
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I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
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Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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