I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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