I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
You've changed since you got that strap on
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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