The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
He passed out mid-signature
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
i think im in europe. pls send help
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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