I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
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There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
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how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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