All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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