i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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