I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
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There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
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All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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