You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
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