I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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