It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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