..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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