i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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