Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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