i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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