I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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