My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
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I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
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Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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