I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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