It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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