Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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