You're so nebulous sometimes
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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