i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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