Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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