Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
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My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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