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steve butabi!
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I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
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Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
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He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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