The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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