Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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