Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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