it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
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I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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