Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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