I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Then you guys just all showered together...?
A bitchslap is in order.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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