I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
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She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
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Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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