so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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