Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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