when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
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