Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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