we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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