sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
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so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
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You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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