Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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