My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
It's never too late to be topless.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
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Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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