It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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