So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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