that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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