Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
handjob tips. give me some.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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