Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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