i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
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So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
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the night was just a blur of sex and pie
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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