Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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