my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
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the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
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you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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