Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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