I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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