Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
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So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
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I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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