Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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