I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'm really busy with my period
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